that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Alive.
So much puke
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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