I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
that is very illegal...i love you.
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