I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
we're so committed to being not committed
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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