So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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