and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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