So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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