yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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