Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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