I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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