and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I just want nice things and good sex
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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