So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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