About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Four minutes until I can fart!
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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