Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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