I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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