I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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