We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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