So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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