God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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