Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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