so that wasnt chicken after all
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
No more Irish car bombs ever.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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