Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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