what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
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