Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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