Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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