My room smells like vodka and shame
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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