Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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