can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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