So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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