I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
