so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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