where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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