I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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