Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
tell me about the eggs
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