R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I don't think brook has ever known best
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
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