How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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