Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Randomize
