just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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