her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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