How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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