if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Randomize
