One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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