Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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