Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
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He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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