every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
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