Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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