If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
You coming home soon, man?
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Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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