tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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