My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
