yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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