hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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