I hate all girls vehemently.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
