your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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