Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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