I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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