Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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