Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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